Archive for the ‘silly stuff kids do’ Category

Remorse and the 5 year old

Often we doubt how we might be doing as a parent.  I find myself, that I use trial and error on many of the events that come my way.  The boys tend to throw me curve balls, and I often feel like I strike out.  There’s definitely not an adequate playbook out there.
Because of all [...]

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The Apple Fell Far From the Tree (at least my side of the tree)

My oldest son continues to amaze me each and every day.  He definitely is quick and witty like his father.  I, unfortunately, cannot claim that this part of him is inherited from me. 
Last night, while Trick or Treating at our Mall, a lady responded to Bert’s “Trick or Treat,” by saying “Trick!  I want [...]

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When Does School Start?

Is school in yet?  The last time I spoke of annoying kids, it was in reference to my older son, Bert, who will be 5 in exactly a week.  I took MTAE’s advice which was:  “Four year olds want attention…bad attention is still attention. Ignoring works best. If, by 38, they don’t stop with the [...]

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Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better…

I often find it funny that as you meet other friends of little kids, especially toddlers in their first and second year, that you are inevitably going to meet one of those people who continuously have to measure how their kid is doing compared to your child. 
Often, the conversation starts something like:
You:  Hey, guess [...]

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Mean Mommy Chronicles: To Heck With Her, I’m NOT Sitting on My Bed During Time Out!!

The other day my husband and I were in our living room watching TV when Bert came to us with a troubled look on his face.  We have a rule in our house.  The rule is that Mommy has bought you at least a dozen pair of underwear.  If you get your undies wet, and [...]

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The Big Brother Handbook

Is there a Big Brother handbook somewhere out there written in pictures that teaches the art of pestering your baby brother?  My son has obviously been to the library without me.  Ernie may go crazy from being bothered…and Mommy may go crazy from hearing Ernie’s squeals and cries as Bert bothers him some more. 
Some [...]

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Pottying on the Floor and Proving my Husband Wrong

So, last night I was sweeping/mopping the kitchen and Doc was doing some work on the computer.  Bert was playing and Ernie, well…he was peeing on the floor!!
Yes, you read that correctly!  At first I thought he was just squatting and playing with our shoes in the foyer.  Apparently not.  Our neighbor from across the [...]

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Ketchup Kid

We made a discovery this past week.  Apparently Ernie likes ketchup just enough to try put new foods up to his mouth if things are dipped in it.  As of today, I am including ketchup on his plate for every meal.  Maybe he will venture out of his little culinary cocoon and experiment.  Last night [...]

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Apparently I am a Little Charlie Brown

Tonight the boys and I were outside while they rode their bikes in the driveway.  I was sitting in my folding chair in the shade.  Ernie came up and was being silly, so I grabbed and tickled him.  Apparently I was also talking to him in a silly manner while this was going on.  Bert [...]

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Carrot Sticks and Tongue Kissing

My sons are at that age where they are big enough to do things that are inappropriate, but not old enough for me to even begin to explain.
Case in point #1:  Last night.  Doc and I are sitting on the couch and Ernie comes to me whining with a “boo-boo” on his tongue. (you can [...]

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Little Deceitful Boys

I cannot believe anything they say anymore when it comes to “he said-he said” situations.  I feel like a judge with no evidence.  They are always crying and whining to each other about the other one…and of course, they always come to me.  Bert and Ernie are going to drive this mommy crazy.
My solution?  I [...]

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My Love Hate Relationship with Dora

D-D-D-D-Dora!!!  Dora the Explorer has always been a great cartoon to watch.  I get tired of the repetition, but the kids seem to love it.  Bert and Ernie are learning spanish words from the cartoon…so that qualifies it for Foreign language teaching, right? 
The other night we were watching Dora and Boots come to [...]

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…and so it begins…The Clumsy Phase.

Big Brother has officially entered the clumsy phase.  This is not the “I am not paying attention so I run into the wall” type of clumsy phase.  My son has a problem with chairs and minding parental authority (whose child doesn’t have this problem?).   He tangled with an office chair the other day in the [...]

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3 Miles!! Conscious Eating and the Boy who Went on my Carpet!

I did it today!!! 3 miles on the treadmill in 30 minutes!!!  I am so proud of myself.  After doing this today, I have decided that I think I will try to get in 3 miles twice a week.  I’ll work up to 4 miles each time.  With that said, I am currently working on [...]

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My Boys Are Growing Up

Thought I better login and tell you all “Hi!” We had a weekend visit from Grandma and will get another one from 2 more Grandparents this coming weekend for Baby Boy’s 2nd Birthday!!!
He’s turning 2!!!  He is getting to be so big!  He still loves getting snuggles and hugs though, so I am content.  [...]

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