Archive for the ‘humour’ Category
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Nov
Posted by joz1234 in Bert, growing up, humour, mommies, moms, parenting, silly stuff I see, silly stuff kids do. Tagged: funny stuff kids say, funny things kids say, kids, kids antics, kids say the funniest things. 4 Comments
My oldest son continues to amaze me each and every day. He definitely is quick and witty like his father. I, unfortunately, cannot claim that this part of him is inherited from me.
Last night, while Trick or Treating at our Mall, a lady responded to Bert’s “Trick or Treat,” by saying “Trick! I want [...]
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31
Oct
Posted by joz1234 in Bert, Ernie, Nintendo Wii, discipline, drawing, growing up, housecleaning, humour, medical training, fellowships, relocating, residency, mommies, moms, my crafts, parenting, stuff we do together, things I like a lot, toddlers. Tagged: around the house, art, artwork, Bert, bert and ernie, blog break, bringing up kids, children, diet and fitness, disciplining children, eating healthy with kids, family life, fitness, indpendent children, windows antivirus pro. 2 Comments
Wow! It’s certainly been a while since I was on here actively posting. My life has been busy with kids and work, and tutoring at the Elementary nearby. I needed a “break” from blogging, so I took it. I’m looking forward to posting more here.
Some things that have happened during my break?
-Got more leverage…bought [...]
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1
Sep
Posted by joz1234 in Bert, Mean Mommy, Mean Mommy Chronicles, birthday, growing up, humour, life's lessons, mommies, moms, teaching, things I like a lot. Tagged: withholding toys, punishment, nintendo ds lite, mario kart. 10 Comments
Bert recently received a Nintendo DS lite for his 5th birthday. At first I was really hesitant because he’s 5, and that’s an expensive toy. I tried to convince my husband that it was a bad idea. Bert got a taste of the Nintendo DS at our workout facility. It seems that all the boys [...]
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14
Aug
Posted by joz1234 in Facebook, humour, life's lessons, stupid things I see/hear. Tagged: Facebook, what not to say on facebook. 6 Comments
http://someliesistole.wordpress.com/2009/08/10/wankers-away-the-short-attention-span-post/
This blog post made me laugh today. I warn you now of its language.
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4
Aug
Posted by joz1234 in Bert, Mean Mommy, Mean Mommy Chronicles, discipline, growing up, humour, mommies, moms, silly stuff kids do, teaching. Tagged: Mean Mommy, Mean Mommy Chronicles, peeing in pants, temper tantrums, timeout. 6 Comments
The other day my husband and I were in our living room watching TV when Bert came to us with a troubled look on his face. We have a rule in our house. The rule is that Mommy has bought you at least a dozen pair of underwear. If you get your undies wet, and [...]
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3
Aug
Posted by joz1234 in home, housecleaning, humour, life's lessons, mommies, moms, stupid things I do. Tagged: getting rid of odor, Glade, Pam, slip and slide, slip and slide in the kitchen. 5 Comments
The boys and I came into the house a couple weeks ago after being out at the park. When we came in, I noticed a moldy odor. I suspected it was my used cleaning rags in the laundry room, so I immediately put them in the washer to wash. The smell was pretty bad, so [...]
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31
Jul
Posted by joz1234 in home, humour, life's lessons, mommies, moms, stupid things I do. Tagged: shoplifting on accident, stealing, stealing gum, Walmart, walmart stories. 1 Comment
So, I’m in Walmart on Sunday morning with my kids checking out with our basket full of groceries. I had put all the groceries on the conveyor belt and the boys were playing etch-n-sketch on the floor next to me. I was doing my duty to be “green” by taking my reusable cloth bags out [...]
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27
Jul
Posted by joz1234 in Bert, Ernie, Mean Mommy, Mean Mommy Chronicles, Nature walks, discipline, family, growing up, home, humour, life's lessons, mommies, moms, siblings, toddlers. Tagged: Mean Mommy, Mean Mommy Chronicles, Nature walks, No, sanity. 6 Comments
In this Mean Mommy episode, Bert and Ernie learn are told that it is not a good idea to jump on Mommy’s couches… Whether they learned anything or not remains to be seen.
07/26/2009
“Get off the couches, please. We don’t jump on the couches,” Mean Mommy said as she walked from the living room into her [...]
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21
Jul
Posted by joz1234 in Bert, Big Brother, Ernie, brothers, family, growing up, humour, life's lessons, mommies, moms, sibling rivalry, silly stuff kids do, toddlers. Tagged: hitting brother, mommy going crazy, pestering brother, sibling rivalry, sitting on brother. 4 Comments
Is there a Big Brother handbook somewhere out there written in pictures that teaches the art of pestering your baby brother? My son has obviously been to the library without me. Ernie may go crazy from being bothered…and Mommy may go crazy from hearing Ernie’s squeals and cries as Bert bothers him some more.
Some [...]
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20
Jul
Posted by joz1234 in humour, stupid things I see/hear. Tagged: bad drivers, driving, stupid drivers, sudden stops. 2 Comments
There are two things (among many others) that bother me quite a bit. Standing in line while watching other people let in their friends ahead of you…and also when people suddenly stop walking in front of you. Now, put these two together, only put the idiot in a car in front of you, and what [...]
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17
Jul
Posted by joz1234 in Ernie, growing up, humour, husband and wife stuff, husbands, life's lessons, mommies, moms, silly stuff kids do, toddlers. Tagged: kids and peeing, peeing on the floor, pottying on the floor, proving my husband wrong. Leave a Comment
So, last night I was sweeping/mopping the kitchen and Doc was doing some work on the computer. Bert was playing and Ernie, well…he was peeing on the floor!!
Yes, you read that correctly! At first I thought he was just squatting and playing with our shoes in the foyer. Apparently not. Our neighbor from across the [...]
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17
Jun
Posted by joz1234 in humour, manners, miscellaneous, mommies, moms, silly stuff I see. Tagged: Plumber's crack, Walmart. 5 Comments
When I go to Walmart, I typically see all kinds of people. Some are made up, some don’t care, some would care if they had the money and others…well, they just need a belt.
Say No to Crack!
This is the second time I have been exposed to bare butt in this Walmart. Old butt, young [...]
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16
Jun
Posted by joz1234 in diet and exercise, fitness center stories, humour, life's lessons, manners, miscellaneous, mommies, moms. Tagged: gross smells, working out, workout manners, Young and the Restless. 5 Comments
While at the fitness center this morning, I decided to get on the treadmill and walk. I had already warmed up and lifted weights and the Young and the Restless was about to come on…sooooo—off the the treadmill I went.
I’m walking along…a little huffin’ and puffin’ when this lady gets onto the treadmill next [...]
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10
Jun
Posted by joz1234 in Bert, Ernie, growing up, humour, mommies, moms, silly stuff kids do, stuff we do together. Tagged: kids, kids say the funniest things, funny things kids say, charlie brown, teachers talk. Leave a Comment
Tonight the boys and I were outside while they rode their bikes in the driveway. I was sitting in my folding chair in the shade. Ernie came up and was being silly, so I grabbed and tickled him. Apparently I was also talking to him in a silly manner while this was going on. Bert [...]
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23
May
Posted by joz1234 in humour, life's lessons, silly stuff I see. Leave a Comment
Today as we were driving to our destination for our weeklong vacation, we watched as a person in a truck went by us. We first noticed the truck because he had a long-haired dachshund sitting in his lap and both Bert and Ernie proclaimed “Hi, Doggy!!” The dog was hanging out the window and as [...]
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